Christina Aguilera and Ozuna need a dehumidifier in 'Santo'
And the day of ‘The Force’ arrived! Not that of the random Jedi from a 'Star Wars' movie but that of Xtinta, who has just presented the first EP of his imaginary Latino project. Shaking the marracas, the 6-track album has reached digital platforms with the cushion provided by its new single, 'Santo', which is expected to perform better than its predecessors, 'Pa' Mis Muchachas' and 'Somos Nada', that have not gotten the attention of the Latin public until today.
We will see if this third single is in charge of giving Christina joy, because it has all the ballots: first, the presence of Ozuna, a magnet in the streaming world; and above all, a chorus that you will end up humming even at mass, causing the priest on duty to start twerking at the altar and more than one lady crosses her little cardigan in a gesture of indignation. The next day, in all probability, the Pope will have him summoned to the Vatican. Not to excommunicate him, but to ask him for advice with the pelvic movement, that he of saints stayed at the time of 'Holy, Holy', by Gloria Estefan and So Pra Contrariar, and is more rusty than Anne Igartiburu in the mind of Mariló Montero .
With Francisco -the Pope, not the singer of children not declared to the treasury- with his self-esteem up to the sky and his perreo down to the ground, let's focus on another of 'Santo''s issues: the humidity that invades his Official video. That environment cannot be good for Christina, no matter how Latina she is and acclimated to Ecuadorian standards. There is too much humidity in the cinema where he goes to meet Ozuna. It's not that his hair is going to get frizzy, that there's no problem with the red-haired wig, it's that the moss has a life of its own there. It is that it persecutes her, surrounds her, the moss begins to dance. The moss had not had so much prominence since the Nativity scenes were put up at the beginning of December.
That then creates unhealthy sweating and perspiration problems. We've seen movie theaters with fewer 'Stranger Things' roots. And Christina stuffed in latex walking in search of the 'Saint' of yore. There's no talcum powder that's going to help her put on her pajamas later. What would really save her there is a good Vick's Vaporub a few hours later.
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